Pepito Strikes Again

I'm sure everyone has heard some version of a Little Johnny, or Dirty Johnny joke. In the Latino culture, we have our own version of Johnny, but his name is Pepito. Like Little Johnny, Pepito likes to ask embarrassing questions and he's got a wicked and dirty sense of humor. Growing up, I heard many versions of Pepito jokes, mostly dirty.

I hadn't heard a good Pepito joke in years and had a good laugh over this one, so I had to share.

A grade school teacher in Las Milpas asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Maria put up her hand up and said, "My family went to my abuelito's farm, and we all saw his pet cabrito. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Enriqueta shyly raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see los pyramids and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Enriqueta, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Pepito raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Pepito before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Pepito said, "My Tia Ninfa has a sweater with ten buttons, but her chichis are so big she can only fasten eight."

Comments

[apos]

Heh I like Pepito, it just rolls off the tongue, Pepeetoh. Our PM is mocked as a Little Johnny...Little Johnny Howard.

[Open Grove Claudia]

Very funny! Thanks for sharing it!

[Maritza]

That is so great! How's this one:

ESL teacher asks Pepito to compose a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow.

Pepito says, "The phone goes GREEN GREEN so I PINK it up and say YELLOW".

Um...it's funnier when you do the accent.

[tl]

A little Johnny Joke for you.

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!"

Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny...

Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just f*%@# beautiful!"

[KaraMia]

LMAO! Got to love those, havn't heard one in years myself. Remember loving them as a kid and feeling so grown up hearing them.

[Alyndabear]

Hah! I love this! :D

[karen]

can u fuckig put the jokes

[Logan]

HAHAHA, Love the Pepito jokes! Heres another one...

Teacher ask class to use a word using the letter 'R', thinking Pepito can't mess this one up, she let's him have a go a it.

Pepito says, ''I once saw a Rat with a Dick this big!''

[gRUMpY K]

LOL THIS IS EN FUNNY

[gRUMpY K]

THERES ANOTHER ONE:
PEPITOS TEACHER ASKED THE CLASS TO WRITE A SENTENCE USING THE WORDS PARAGRAPH AND CALCULATOR. PEPITO RAISING HIS HAND AND SAYS, " ILL EAT A PEAR OF GRASS AND DO CACA LATER."

[maria]

these jokes ar ehalarious man! they got me rollin i love him..PEPITO ES EL MEJOR! lol

[naro]

I Got a PEPITO JOKE IN spanish:
Una ves, pepito hiva a la escuela y le dice su mama que no se valla por el callejon porque se le aparece el diablo. pepito se va por el camino largo y llega tarde y se va por el callegon el proximo dia y se le aparece el diablo y le dice a pepito "que trais alli pepito" y le contesta "mi lonche" "y sabes que no se dice lonche" le dice el diablo "tonces como se dice" "mierda" pepito camino 3 pasos y le dice el diablo "quien te lo hico" "mi mama" "y sabias que no se dice mama" "tonces como se dice" "puta" 5 pasos mas "pa donde vas" "pa mi escuela" "no se dice escuela" "tonses como se dice" "la chingada" y ya se va a la escuela y el dia sigiente le dice pepito a la mama" " oye puta dama mierda pa hirme a la chingada"

[LROD]

I got another Pepito joke..........

Esta pepito en la clase de musica y para el examen el maestro les da un numero y los estudiantes tienen que hacer una cancion. Viene el turno de pepito. Y el maestro pensenado que no podria con el numero que le iba a dar le da el 23. Entoncoes pepito. Empiesa y le dice hasta con rap!!! Tun, tun tun. 10 dedos en mis manos, 10 dedos en mis pies, mis huevos y mi pito ya suman 23.

[PAYaSa]

Pepito is the best history person we latino kno Here Anthor joke about pepito
TEACHER TELL PEPITO TO USE STAIRWAY IN A SENTENCE" MY RUKA WEARS TIGHT ASS PANTS AND I TELL MY HOMEBOY DON'T STAIR WEY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ramon]

This website sucks balls you should have actual pepito jokes